Once a girl decided to go on a trip to the mountains
Of Peru to escape from the drudgery of her life
So she took a plane to the Andes
She looked in awe at the lovely scenery
And tried to take in the full majesty of the mountains
Snowcapped and rising high into the blueness of the sky
Just as she was beginning to relax and enjoy the mountain splendor
And the serenity deep within her soul
A llama came and spit on her
So she decided to go home.

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