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Topic: Chainlink story: I Would Not Have Predicted This
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Rover_Wow
Recruit Posts: 47
Registered: Jun 2003
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posted 09-09-2003 07:47 PM
  
Originally a feature on a now-defunct Rovers page, this chailink story was to say the least a disaster. Only one page was ever posted, and here it is:=====
Master stepped away from the viewscreen. "We're witnessing a new brand of evil, Rovers."
"Are they changing brands again?"
Master ignored Hunter's question. "These photos were taken by satellites over a small island in the Gulf of Mexico. It looks like Parvo's at it again."
The Rovers peered at the images before them. Canomutants were training on a confidence course - climbing walls, crawling through mud, firing lasers at practise targets. But there was something wrong... and Colleen was the first to notice.
"Master, is there something wrong with the bloomin' lens? Those blokes look about three foot tall!"
"Nothing's wrong with the camera, Colleen. They are three feet tall. It appears that Parvo is now making canomutants from chihuahuas."
"But vat vould Parvo vant vit dose little tiny dogmen?"
"Pound for pound, smaller animals are often stronger than their full-sized counterparts," replied Master. "And smaller dogs need less food, and less space. I think Parvo may be planning a large-scale invasion."
"Do you think we should stop him?"
"Yes, Hunter, I think you should. Fly to the Gulf, Rovers. Find out what Parvo's up to, and stop him."
In unison: "Yes, Sir!"
"Okay, everybody in the Sky Rover! There's not a moment to lose!"
Hunter held the door open as the other Rovers jumped in. Exile and Blitz were still strapping down Muzzle as he entered last, closing the door behind him. "All set?"
"Ruh rah ruh ruh runch?"
"Sorry, Shag, we don't have time to stop at the drive-through. Lunch will have to wait."
"Ruh! Rumurrancy rations." Shag withdrew a hero sandwich from his fur.
"Okay, pal. Whatever. Let's hit the sky, Rovers!"
The plane lurched into full throttle. Shag didn't even drop any mustard.
"'Untie, 'ow come you always get to drive?"
"Because I have a license."
"A pilot licence?"
"No, a dog license!" they exclaimed together.
"Haven't we done this bit before once or twice?"
"Yeah, well, some things never change."
There was an explosion behind the plane as a missile came within inches of the Sky Rover.
"You can say that again."
"Really? Okay. Some things never change."
"Ah hah. Now there's your comedy."
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Duncan Direwolf Sparks
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Registered: Oct 2002
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posted 11-01-2003 02:45 AM
Q: what do you want us to do exactly ~Curious------------------
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Huntry
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Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 11-02-2003 02:52 PM
I believe it's one of those continuous story kind of things. You know, one person writes a page or so and passes it down to someone else and so on. I think our friend just wants us to try and come up with something for it.IP: 68.73.138.98 |
bluedragon2999
Recruit Posts: 65
Registered: Jan 2004
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posted 02-04-2004 08:28 PM
I am a little rusty at this sort of thing, but here it goes. Shag whines in terror and jumps into Blitz's arms. Blitz was in the process of jumping into the air as well and both hit each other hard in mid air. Blitz: " Whats the matter with you, hair boy?"
Shag looks at Blitz and shrugs his shoulders, both look at each other and realize the scenerio agin.
Together: " Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!, I want my mommy!!!!!"
Exile looks at the two in a mild mix of confusion and disgust: " It missed us comrades."
Blitz: " I knew that snowball, I was just testing to make sure that I was ready in case the half-breed gets us blown from the sky."
Collen in a sort of annoyed tone, " Now children play nice and let the grown ups handle this."
Blitz looks at Colleen with a sort of shocked look, " You are referring to me pretty she dog?"
Colleen looks at Blitz with a bewildered look in her eyes as if she is trying to remember something.
" And what was your name again?"
Blitz smacks himself in the forehead. Just as he does this the whole plane shakes with the impact of a missle hitting the tail.
Hunter: " Well guys, it looks like we are going down again. I wonder how many times this makes it?" Hunter ponders as the plane is going down
Colleen sweetly, " Now Hunty, we appreciate your attempt at lightening up the situation, but this is serious." Her voice raising toward the end.
Hunter: " I was being serious, do you know how this is going to make our premiumes go up? I mean the Master has got to be shelling out a fortune for the stuff we have gone down with."
Exile: " I think comrade Hunter is right about that."
Colleen shoves Hunter away and takes the controls, trying to give the Sonic Rover a smoother crash.
Blitz and Shag have begun to scream in terror again.
Exile looks in fear and speaks to the two again, " Da, this is niet goodskie."
Hunter looks around at the others and whispers " Yeah look whose driving!"
The realization dawns on all of the Rovers, but Colleen and they begen to scream in terror.
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