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Topic: Government 2301 Haiku

Boomerang
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Posts: 21
Registered: Apr 2002

posted 11-09-2002 12:16 PM

The following is proof that I am a total dorkwad. While in Government 2301 on Friday, I did nothing but write haiku. I wrote down anything and everything that came into my head, which is a dangerous thing. Mind you, I will not post *all* of them, as many were in-jokes between myself and others in the class, but anyway... here they are. God help me.

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Dig my schwanky moves.
I'm gonna bust a rhyme, yo.
I'm a fly pizzimp.
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John Cornyn wants to
Eat your dog with tartar sauce.
We all hate his ass.
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Look at my fingers.
They bend like bendy things.
I like pancakes. Weee!
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Government class blows.
I think Gleason is on crack.
He inhales... La, la...
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My pencil sits there.
I wish it would do something.
I wish it would dance.
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This pen is crappy.
But if it did not write would
It still be a pen?
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Who likes artichokes?
If you do, raise your hand now.
You are retarded.
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I want some money.
So I can buy a taco.
So I can eat it.
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I hate old people.
I think that they smell funny.
They smell like Ben-Gay.
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Everyone has hair
Except for the bald people.
Poor, poor bald people.
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Military sucks.
American Legion, too.
They can kiss my ass.
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Aluminum foil
Wrapped around my head, oh no.
Crap, I cannot breathe
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I might have pinkeye.
My eye is pink and swollen.
I'll spread it to him.
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Won't you shake my hand?
Not that one, the other one!
That feels much better.

o_o

What on earth is wrong with me?

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