posted 01-07-2007 08:24 PM            

(A paw presses it and Colleen gets up out of bed, rubs sleep from her eyes and walks out her door and down the hall. She walks into the main lobby when the light suddenly flips on)

Hunter, Blitz and Exile: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLLEEN!

Colleen: Wow, you guys remembered? Even you too, Bloodlust?

Blitz: Yeah!

(The Master suddenly appears)

Master: Happy birthday, Colleen. I've brought in a doggie treat cake just for you!

Hunter (Patting Colleen on the shoulder): You see, Colleen? Isn't this going to be a grand birthday party? There's nothing that can ruin your day no--

(The monitor suddenly gets fuzzy and the faces of General Parvo, The Groomer and Mad Mod from Teen Titans show up on the screen with Mad Mod's theme music playing in the background)

Mad Mod: Why a happy birthday to precious, young Colleen. We're sure you're bound to love the gift Parvo and I have planned for you!

General Parvo: Mad Mod hypnotized the people of England and has overthrown the king and queen. Isn't that the best birthday present you could ask for? HAHAHAHAHA! *Hack* *Cough* *Wheeze* LOZENGE!

(Mod Mod hands Parvo a lozenge)

Groomer: We also have another gift for you!

(The screen cuts to the prime minister who is bound and gagged)

Colleen: My......my master!

General Parvo: Yes, and if you don't get here in time, then he's going to the river!

Mad Mod: Isn't that lovely? HAHAHAHA!!!!

(The screen goes black)

Hunter: Yet another unexpected twist. Bummer!

Exile: Looks like the party went down the drainski!

(Colleen sighs)

Colleen: And just when my birthday was getting good.......

Blitz: Don't worry! It'll be a lot better with more tooshies to bite!

Exile: Don't be a weird boy.

Master: I'm sorry, Colleen but you're birthday will have to be postponed. It seems General Parvo is with both The Groomer AND Mad Mod on this one so i've contacted a few reinforcements.

(The Master snaps his fingers and the Road Rovers teleport to a T-shaped tower)

Hunter: Where are we?

Blitz: I have no clue.......

Exile: I didn't know the master could do magic......

(The door opens and Robin, Starfire, Beast Boy, Raven and Cyborg enter)

(Blitz jumps into Colleen's arms and starts crying like a baby)

Blitz (Sobbing): No......no.......no.....i'm TOO YOUNG AND HANDSOME TO DIE!!!!

Robin: Your master contacted us for help. Is there anything we can do?

(Theme music starts playing)
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Domo kotsu uru mamoru yo
Road Rovers!
Suki kidai nuku randemo taberu yo
Road Rovers!
Shin kami dari kari oyai
Okuga san su ika shakai
Omae mo wa nari monai

Road Rovers, GO!

Okida koidei yopei okurayou
Road Rovers!
Mono yami haku daiketsu shichau yo
Road Rovers!
Kasu rane suke ju kontoro
Mama na daichu kontoro
Megau do wa hate shinai

posted 01-08-2007 04:01 PM            

Blitz: Geez, you're ........ worse........ than.......... Exile........ GACK!

Exile: Don't be a weird boy!

Beast Boy: Woah! Talking dogs in armor? Like Dude, THAT'S AWESOME!!!

Hunter: We're the Road Rovers! I'm Hunter and these are Blitz, Colleen and Exile.

Colleen: Pleased to meet you!

Exile: It is pleasure to meet your acquaintence.

Blitz: Hi!

Robin: The Road Rovers, huh? Well, we're the Teen Titans! I'm Robin and this is Starfire, Raven, Cyborg and Beast Boy!

Cyborg: Wazzup, dawgs?

Raven: ..........Hi.........

Starfire: I'm elated to meet every last one of you!

Beast Boy: Hey, do you guys have tons of neat gadgets and things?

Hunter: Of course we do!

Beast Boy: Cool! Can I play with them?

(Robin, Raven and Blitz give Beast Boy dirty looks)

Beast Boy: What? What are you all staring at? Haven't you ever seen a green boy before?

Colleen: Can't say that I have......

Exile: Nyet, the only boy I know around here is a weird one. Hey! Where did he go?

Blitz (Snooping in the kitchen): So, do any of you have peppermint milkshakes around here?

Starfire: OOOH! ME! ME! ME! I'm the only one who drinks them. They make me feel all minty fresh in the morning!

Blitz: You like peppermint milkshakes, too?

Starfire: Of course I do! MMMMMMM!!!!

(Everyone watches Starfire and Blitz's conversation with sick looks on their faces)

Colleen: Ewww, gross!

Cyborg: How they can like that stuff is beyond me....

Raven: You're right, Exile, he IS a weird boy.

Exile: Thank you. My pleasure for pointing that out.

Robin: Come on, everyone. We have a mission to go on. Mad Mod and Parvo have--

Road Rovers (In unison): We know......we know!

Hunter: So.....let's get going then!

Colleen: The Master said that General Parvo, The Groomer and Mad Mod are there and since there are 9 of us here......

Robin:......It's best for us to split up into 3 or 4 teams. Colleen, since it's your birthday, i'll let you call the shots!

Colleen: Gladly. Well first off, Robin and I will go after Mad Mod. Exile, you're the leader of team B and your comrades are Starfire and Cyborg. Your mission is General Parvo. The leader of team C will be Raven and her teammates will be Blunder and Beast Boy. Team C's target is The Groomer. Huntie, you go help the find the prime minister and untie him.

Blitz: It's BLITZ!

Raven: This is great, looks like I got the short straw of the deal...

Beast Boy: C'mon Raven, you KNOW i'm funny!

Blitz: I can't wait to bite the groomer on the tuckus!

Exile (Embracing Starfire and Cyborg in a bear hug): I LOVE being Road Rover!

Cyborg (Being crushed): Woah, woah, woah. Take it easy! Do you know your own strength?

(Exile releases them from the hug)

Exile: Sorry. I guess I don't.

Robin: Come on, everyone. Let's hit the road!

(They all runs towards the Titans' shuttle and get in a large ship with 9 seats then fire off)

(In the ship.......)

Colleen: So, what's this Mad Mod fellow all about?

Hunter: Yeah. Please tell us! We'd love to hear!

Beast Boy: Mad Mod.......a terrifying boogie man. A creature of the night so frightening, that your blood freezes into ice upon sight!

(Blitz whimpers and covers his eyes)

Beast Boy: First, he renders you unconcious with his hypno screens!

Blitz: EEK!

Beast Boy: Then, He puts you in a big oven and COOKS YOU!

Blitz: MOMMY!

Beast Boy: And then, he eats you up and spits out the bones!

Blitz (Sobbing, clinging to Raven): I don't wanna die! I'm TOO HANDSOME AND GOOD-LOOKING! W...W......WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Cries into Raven's cloak then blows his nose on it*

Raven (Annoyed, looking at her cloak soaked with Blitz's tears and snot): Can anyone point me to the nearest laundromat?

Exile: Now that was something I didn't have to see.

Beast Boy: C'mon, Blitz. I was only joking!

Blitz: That was not funny, you had me scared half to death!

Raven: If you're that much of a crybaby, then why did you even come on the mission!?! Is it because you want company!?!

Colleen: Yes, Blockbuster. You must get really lonely.......

Blitz (Annoyed): Company? WHAT!?!? I AM NOT A BABY! I DON'T NEED ATTENTION!

Exile (Sarcastic): Yeah, you already have ENOUGH attention as it is hanging around with your comrades all day.....

Blitz: Oh, ha ha ha. Very funny. Pick on me because i'm more handsome then you are and get all the tooshie meat.

Raven: Hey, Blitz. I have a secret I want to share with you.

Blitz: Really? What is it?

Raven: Don't be a weird boy!

(Exile bursts into a fit of thunderous laughter)

Exile (Wiping away tears of laughter): I'm sorry. I can't help it. She is SO rightski!

Hunter: Come on, guys. Stop picking on him. You'll hurt his sensitive feelings!

Starfire: Yes! After all, the doberman Blitz is our good friend and likes the peppermint milkshake!

Blitz (Blushing): Awww, stop it. You're making me feel all flattered!

(Robin is looking at the locator screen)

Robin: It says we're flying over London, England but all I see is an enormous castle!

Exile: Wowski! That must be the biggest castle i've ever SEEN!

Cyborg: Must be Mad Mod's illusions again. It would take milleniums to build something like that!

Hunter: Okay, rovers! Let's all prepare to land!

(The ship finally docks)
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[This message has been edited by KurtmanJP (edited 01-08-2007).]